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Map of San Francisco's Underwater Future
There's some kooky theory that “global warming” is going to cause the ice caps to melt and the sea level to rise—real out there shit. And if you buy into that climate alarmist conspiracy, then Burrito...
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YOLO Tramp Stamp
I mean, you only live once, right? I guess?(Also, does this mean the tramp stamp is making a comeback? Because I've been thinking about getting a massive Rolo tattooed across my lower back—I fucking...
View ArticleWatch This Hypnotic Look at San Francisco Now
This is the latest tune by Kalle Mattson. And if my post title wasn't a strong enough encouragement, let me reiterate: watch this hypnotic look at San Francisco now. Unless you're hungover. Then you...
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The Fine Art of Justin Hager
Pop-culture pun genius and also artist Justin Hager currently has a bunch of drawings up in Emmy's Spaghetti Shack (as if you needed another reason to visit Emmy's). And should you want need one of...
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Dumb Bird Spares World From Another Tourist's Boring Golden Gate Bridge...
Have you ever seen a Golden Gate sunset video? No? Well there's about a million of 'em on YouTube, in case you were interested. See, every tourist upon visiting San Francisco busts out their inner...
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Double Rainbow Spotted on 12/12/12, Which Doesn't Mean Anything But Is Cool...
While perhaps not as cool as a duodecuple rainbow (I googled it), a new Rhea's sandwich loosely based on the number 12, or 12% bulk vitamins as Rainbow Grocery, Mother Nature just gave the Mission an...
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This Year's Carnaval Theme: "Harlem Shake"
In 15 seconds, 200 white people in banana suits dancing like they're at a Limp Bizkit concert will suddenly appear.After all the hoorah about Carnaval's troubles a couple months back, I decided to poke...
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Movies, How Do They Work? The Roxie Gives a Sneak Peek of a Savage Juggalo...
Last night San Francisco’s Juggathological community and the merely Juggalo-curious were treated to an advanced screening of Whoop Dreams at the Roxie. The film, still in production, documents five...
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New Mural Really Ties Clarion Alley Together
At its core, San Francisco is a city that aspires to attach fantastic creativity to bitchy notes reminding people not to block its collective driveway. But in all my time, I've not once seen someone...
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OMG You Guys, New York is Totes Jellies!
Not since we partied like it was 1999 or enjoyed 1967’s Summer of Love has the international media horde descended on San Francisco to try to explain to the rest of the world about how exciting it can...
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